Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
What the fuck
Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please
How not to add to posts:
- omg so done
- im scREAMING
- if you dont have room for (insert stupid shit here) on your blog then youre doing it wrong !!!!!!!!
- I CANT
- thanks satan
- i bet most of the people who are reblogging this dont even get the joke
- wow everyone on this website is so smooth
- if you dont reblog this im judging you
- i think the fact that so many people have reblogged this says something!
- literally me
- THIS IS SO ACCURATE
I saw a really big spider outside earlier and I haven’t recovered yet send help